Turd Smash

What is Turd Smash?

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

Festering-pustule-sack

1. Usually applied to an older fella who is not only full of shit but is also an extreme annoyance to his colleagues and co-workers. "..

Auto-blumpkin

1. To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin. Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work. 2. ..

Colourclown

1. An individual who consistently selects inappropriate or mismatched clothing choices most commonly relating to colour. A ColourClown is ..

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