Turd Smash

What is Turd Smash?

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

99 Problems

1. to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems. from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin. guy 1: "hey man, wh..

Banana Heaven

1. When you see something that makes your dick hard. "Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana He..

Jizaster

1. when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster last ni..

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