What is Turd Smasher?
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<Drunk asshole #1> "
YOSH !! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"
<Couch potatoe> For the sake of
fucking -in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"
<Drunk asshole #2> "
Jesus , dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."
<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*
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Reserved only for the most epically failing of failures. The EPICFAILCOOKIE is more of a pity pastry, and should be treated as such.
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When a girl eats large amounts of salad, vomits it onto her partners penis, and then is penetrated by said penis.
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The two little dimples on a girls lower back immediately above her ass.
Only appears on the fines babes.
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