What is Turd Smasher?
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<Drunk asshole #1> "
YOSH !! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"
<Couch potatoe> For the sake of
fucking -in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"
<Drunk asshole #2> "
Jesus , dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."
<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*
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Have a dity colombain to shit all over someones body covering them in complete shit from head to toe
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