Turd Smasher

What is Turd Smasher?

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A neat little blendof the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> " Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

See quiet, gag, shut-up, volume, noise
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