What is Turd Smuggler?
1.
Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.
Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.
See
2.
A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
See
Random Words:
1.
a sex position in which the female is on top of the male with her back facing towards him, ridin it like a cowgirl (only backwards)!
....
1.
The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization t..