What is Turd Smuggler?
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Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.
Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.
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A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
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