What is Turd Smurgler?
1.
the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
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2.
a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit
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Random Words:
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A beverage made from one part green Nyquil and one part 7-Up or Sprite. Generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol..