What is Turd Splinter?
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noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
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-when a women has an upper hump and a lower hump in ones stomache and the lower hump is a pussy hump
i have to lift my wifes pussy hump..
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a vagina with a rancid yeast infection.
no...no I will not touch your vaginaloaf.there is enough bread comnig out of that thing to feed..
