What is Turd Splinter?
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noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
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Random Words:
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A word used when there are simply no other words to describe how beautiful, amazing, awesome etc etc something is.
Bob: THAT GIRL ALIX ..
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After stimulating a girl with a finger in her anus... then sticking it in her ear just like you would a "wet willy".
Sally: ..
