Turd Splinter

What is Turd Splinter?

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

See turd, poop, disgust, grody, nasty, shit

Qnd

1. Quick and dirty I didn't have much time, so I had to give your mom the QnD. See quick, sex, q&d 2. quality nade dawson. a p..

Exploding Sanchez

1. Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..

Issue

1. revenge, or payback. This form originated in South East Louisiana. Oh, that boy shot my cousin?! He gon get his issue! 2. a problem..

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