Turd Squirt

What is Turd Squirt?

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

Lacing Up

1. Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking..

Yey Hug

1. a hug of epic porportions. Said legendary hug is the reason the leaning tower of pisa is leaning, true reason the titanic sank, the re..

Glasses-off

1. The action someone with glasses has to go through when they are about to bury their face between a womens legs. Andy: What's Steve..

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