Turd Squirt

What is Turd Squirt?

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

Mizfit

1. One who is obsessed/interested in the book/musical Les Miserables. Man, my sister is such a mizfit! She listens to the Les Miz soundtra..

Screaming Shit

1. when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, an..

Shower Prep

1. to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before..

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