Turd Squirt

What is Turd Squirt?

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

Varmint Poontang

1. the female organ of a rodent I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!! See wu-tang, whisker biscuit..

Ze Chopper

1. 1) A place of refuge or 'safe zone' where one is free from predation. 2) An often sarcastic, sometimes affectionate nickname ..

Youngstown Tune-up

1. (n) a car bombing circa 1950's after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up ..

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