Turd Squirt

What is Turd Squirt?

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

Crumb Catchers

1. the large breasts of a woman(or man) which often catch the crumbs of Combos or other miscellaneous snacks. DAMN MARIAH, look at all the..

4can

1. Noun - The nickname given to a person who vomits after 4 regular size, regular strength cans of beer. Can also be shortened to "4&q..

Brown Carpet

1. A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavo..

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