What is Turd Stick?
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A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
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Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.
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The clumpy crap that gathers in the hair in one's ass crack after taking a crap.
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