What is Turd Stick?
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A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
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The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.
Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks...
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A guy who bleached his hair, so now he looks like Eminem. He's still funny as shit, though.
Jesus, I forgot...
