Turd Stick

What is Turd Stick?


1.

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.

George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.


90

Random Words:

1. A ticket or citation issued to a black man for being in a white neighborhood or area. Black people are constantly issued nigger tickets..
1. Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard...
1. a girl who goes out with a gay man Candice is such a queer banger. she is dating that fag Ben. See queer, bang, banger, gay, fag 2. ..