Turd Tamper Edit Meaning

1. adjective- combination of zen and trendy. Used to describe something as being trendy because of it's affiliation with eastern cult..

1. The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one..

1. Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once..