Turd Tamper Edit Meaning

1. Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cush..

1. Wonderful husband that is the heart and soul of his bride, her teddy bear at night, her knight in shining armor, her one and only lover,..

1. 1.Wiping one's ass from back to front, therefore getting excrement on one's scrotum. Taken from fourth century old english. ..