Turd Taper

What is Turd Taper?

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

See poop, asshole, crap, bung hole, shart

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