Turd Taper

What is Turd Taper?

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

See poop, asshole, crap, bung hole, shart

Upchuck Fuck

1. When you're fucking a chick doggy style, she's hanging her head over the toilet either, dry heaving or upchucking (vomiting). ..

Ryhnn

1. beating one's ass severly. You got Ryhnn'd...

Drobbo

1. The name given to a person who often drops things, usually important things that shouldn't really be dropped. Drobbo! You dropped ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Taper Edit Meaning