Turd Taper

What is Turd Taper?


1.

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

See poop, asshole, crap, bung hole, shart


31

Random Words:

1. A homeless guy with an erection. cross between "vagrant" and "viagra" Viagrants make me nervous when they come up a..
1. Something you say when someone playfully insults you. I think it means to knock ya around a bit. "oh really ?! Then I'll give..
1. The opposite of intuitive. This AUTOCAD emulator is totally outtuitive. See awesomeness..