Turd Texter

What is Turd Texter?

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

See poo, poop, turding, turd, text, texter

Gornosferatu

1. Second in command to Lord Alecrein. Strongest General in the alkey army, known to have the brutest of strength. Quote known to be heard..

Rock Music

1. Music in it's purest form. Played with real instruments. The only music everybody likes in one form or the other. Comes in a vari..

In&out

1. When Someone ejaculates in your ear, and it travels through your brain, and eventually exits the other one. Dude, I totally had this ch..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Texter Edit Meaning