Turd Texter

What is Turd Texter?

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

See poo, poop, turding, turd, text, texter

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