Turd Texting

What is Turd Texting?

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

See texting, cell, turd, toilet, dump

W A B

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Ze Mony Makr

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Zefronish

1. an adjective to describe characteristics similar to High School Musical star Zac Efron. usually regarding something to do with his metro..

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