Turd Texting

What is Turd Texting?


1.

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

See texting, cell, turd, toilet, dump


85

Random Words:

1. Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly. ..
1. Badass sword owned by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. In its shikai form the sword looks kind of like a giant butcher knif..
1. A girl who was once a slut, but has changed her ways, and instead of sleeping with every man she meets, she has more self control and ca..