Turd Texting

What is Turd Texting?

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

See texting, cell, turd, toilet, dump

Alkemyst

1. If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole. KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!! See Joey 2. A male of questionable sexual orientati..

Fo Shaw

1. for sure my black colored friend fo sho my bro or that shizzle isnt ur bizzle fo sho my bro 2. it should be spelled 'fo sho&apos..

Mind Static

1. Extremely fast, yet confused thoughts running through a mind in a deep state of stress. Similar to the static on a television: it moves ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Texting Edit Meaning