Turd Texting

What is Turd Texting?

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

See texting, cell, turd, toilet, dump

Cattoi

1. an individual who enjoys the outdoors a cattoi is a person who enjoys hugging trees See hippi, environmentalist, grateful, caring, but..

Heff

1. Cool. Awesome. Totally rad. Hip. Dude thats heff! I know man its awesome! 2. (v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friend..

Quarterbackin'

1. To Hustle, Slang Yay or Ice on the Block. Dubbed by that man E-40 the Ambassador of the bay. Yo man that nigga right there has been qua..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Texting Edit Meaning