Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Krakus

1. A Krakus is a creature that looks like a giant praying mantis. It feasts on humans and when it eats one, embers rain from the sky in a s..

Yayy

1. means "yay"(as in an exclamation). probably just a typo error when a person presses y twice bob: "dude did we have any h..

Vomiphiliac

1. A person who is sexually attracted to vomit. Vomiphiliacs enjoy engaging in activities such as hurling onto their hands and then mastur..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Transport Edit Meaning