Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Vinue

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El Max

1. The very maximum. Practiacally exceeding the limit. More than most and mostly more Those carrots were tasty to El Max. See delicious, ..

Copper Shower

1. The act of punching oneself in the kidney and then proceeding to piss a mixture of urine and blood all over someones face Have you seen..

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