What is Turd Transport?
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a..
