Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Zogg

1. a cigarette. word used in northern california mainly the area of santa rosa. hey fool, lets go out back and mobb a zogg. See Alex..

Asking For It

1. Forthright senseless begging solicitation to get either rapeor pwnd. That fucking cunt is again acting like a hoe in front of all those..

Yodel Girl

1. A very attractive female that makes a man squeal with delight. Clem: That dern Jeannie's Sister on "I Dream of Jeannie" ..

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