Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Vultard

1. A person resembling, or acting out as a type of retarted beast. Commonly a cross between a mentally retarted patient, and a tough angry ..

A.s.a.f.p.

1. As Soon As Fucking Possible Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P. See as, soon, fucking, ass..

Ejikashun

1. education ((written phonetically)) "gettin` me a ejikashun" "you people need a ejikashun"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Transport Edit Meaning