Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Murtilate

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Zitzo

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Oofie

1. Someone who acts very strange. Dude, that chick is really oofie. I know man, but I like that kind shit. See oofie, strange, odd, conf..

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