What is Turd Transport?
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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Creating an insanely awkward situation through the use of your own stupity.
Victoria is probably pulling a victor as we speak.
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you actually use a trash bag in place of a condom, taping said bag around your throbbing manhood and waking up the next morning realizin..
