Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Choong Dem

1. When Someone looks like a fine piece of arse Girl 1 - That Breh Looks Choong Dem!! Girl 2 - Oh My Diddy Girl 1 - Get Me Doe Girl 2 -..

Soft Load

1. when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!..

Magilicutiy

1. Really homosexual!!! You fucking magilicutiy!!!..

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