What is Turd Transport?
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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Random Words:
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The act of having a large pair of testicles.
n. Holy cow, look at that set of bryctickles!
See big balls, testicles, balls, nuts, nuts..
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Compton Ass Terry's pet name for Bam Margera from Viva La Bam.
on the phone: "Bam biggity bam biggity bam Margera"..