Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Idiart

1. one who displays idiocy(so much it is an artform) Same usage as idiot except harsher. ex. What an idiart! See idiot, dumbass, doofu..

Goup

1. Crack cocaine, bay area slang for hard rock. "Bruh bruh, this shit slap, goup on my lap and we strapped in da trap" See crac..

Guvva

1. Australian slang; Someone who lives off the government. Centrelink is full of guvvas...

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