What is Turd Transport?
1.
It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
See
Random Words:
1.
somebody whos constantly annoying and really bitchy.
Bob: but i wanna see this movieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Drew: shut the fuck up, don't b..
