Turd Transport

What is Turd Transport?

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

See poop, turd, shit, doo doo, caca, express

Sweet-o

1. An adjective of enthusiastic approval or glee, usually used as an exclamation. Its Western usage is believed to have been derived from t..

K-low

1. during gay sex, when one man takes his penis and shoves it in the other mans ear Yo i heard Mike got k-lod last night...

Lameass

1. one who has nothing better to do than insult gamers on slangdefine Nicko was such a lameass his mom kicked him out of his own house. 2..

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