What is Turd Transport?
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair..
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when going down on a male, his balls smell like javex.
javex balls, when going down on a male, his balls smell like javex bleach.
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