What is Turd Transport?
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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An exclamation of frustration, something that is shouted when a person is incredibly wound up about something
"Oh ninjasticks ther..
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somthing one would want to do
upon spotting an especially fine
behind
i gotta barump-a-bump-bump that
bodacious badonkadonk
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