What is Turd Transport?
1.
It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who you don't like, and yet want to call him something other than a nerd/asshole/jerk/etc..
"Like damn girl, he&apos..
1.
n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.
After Jenny's husband was killed in a car..
1.
To have sex with someone your victim hates for the express purpose of using it to get back at them in a future argument
My husband hate..
