What is Turd Transport?
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It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
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Adjective. Used to describe a completely revolting human posterior.
"Dang dude, check out her/his completely revolting human poste..
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A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.
Those three kids got sna..
