What is Turd Wrangler?
1.
Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.
Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!
2.
One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie:
in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an
"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"
"dude your such a turd wrangler"
"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"
"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"
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3.
A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.
We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.
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