Turd Wrangler

What is Turd Wrangler?


1.

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

2.

One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo

in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate

"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"

"dude your such a turd wrangler"

"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"

"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"

See wrangle, ass pirate, ferg, fudge packer

3.

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

See plumber, roto rooter, sewer, plunger


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