What is Turd Wrench?
1.
A toilet plunger
hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench
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2.
slang term for a toilet plunger
Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?
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A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
Wow--you're being REALLY hel..