Turd-blogging

What is Turd-blogging?

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.

Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.

See turd, blogging, shit, toilet, friend

Lipjab

1. LipJab. to bite your lip. Austin : "why do you always lipjab?" Samuel : "cause it's my habit. lipjabbin' is ..

Envelope

1. You lick it. It is shoved in your slot. Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners! 2. An ancient device t..

W00tne0nt

1. An arbitrary variant of "w00t". Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW Guy 2: w00tne0nt See w00t, woot, pwn, 1337..

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