Turd-blogging

What is Turd-blogging?

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.

Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.

See turd, blogging, shit, toilet, friend

Quimpler

1. The female genitalia "Oh did you knock your quimpler?" or "Oh yeah, stick it up my quimpler." See cunt, fanny, min..

Phone Tagger

1. some one who insists that the two of you are playing phone tag, when in reality, he/she's the only one calling you. Pressed on som..

Lazy Lube

1. When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his memb..

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