Turdblossom

What is Turdblossom?


1.

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

2.

(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.

"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"

See Johab

3.

something good growing out of a bad background

He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.

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