What is Turdblossom?
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Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush
"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"
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(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"
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something good growing out of a bad background
He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.
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