What is Turdblossom?
1.
Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush
"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"
2.
(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"
See
3.
something good growing out of a bad background
He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.
See
Random Words:
1.
like diabetic, but when you are suffering from diarrhea
Max: "Doesn't Amber want to come to the beach today?"
Cam: &quo..
1.
matt ball not having standards
matt ball was an unlucky fish on saturday night..
1.
More truer words have never been spoken.
Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractiv..
