What is Turdburglar?
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1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.
2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or
1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."
2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."
2.
The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner
That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand
3.
one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom
AHHH turd burglar
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4.
a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot
don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!
5.
When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!
Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.
OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?
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6.
A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger
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1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.
That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar
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