What is Turd-canyon?
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An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
Random Words:
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Greek for "The Juice Of Love." Can be used in reference to both male and female sexual fluids/excretions.
Eheis ti zoumi tis ..
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A low life judgemental cranky skank who needs to get some sleep. And a prettier face.
You just made me erin; you hoovendick.
See bren..