What is Turd-canyon?
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An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
Random Words:
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(A word from a few Keys teens)
Meaning to be really horny.
Am: Man, I am so chornafied!
Juice: Yeah me too... Damn hormones.
See ho..
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A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.
I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so ..
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The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.
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