What is Turdcheese?
1.
Hybrid of 'wankcheese' and 'turd.' Ambiguous meaning is intentional, as the 'victim' is left confused by the whole affair.
Geoff: Drake. You a turdcheese!
Drake: What, like.. cheese in a turd or.. cheese made of turd?
Geoff: Ha! Turdcheese!
Drake: Geoffrey, you a bad man.
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