What is Turdclutter?
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difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex
I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.
I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.
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A chick who spends all her spare time on urban dictionary.
I wanted to get it on with my bitch, but she said, "Wait, I haven'..