Turdclutter

What is Turdclutter?


1.

difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex

I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.

I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.

See cornhole, sex, turd, clutter, anus


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