Turdcutter

What is Turdcutter?


1.

The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortillaor be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornholeaction or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.

Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.

Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.

Dave: So.

Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.

Dave: Now I understand.

See bung licker, cornhole, balloon knot, anal intruder

2.

Course word for a woman's booty.

Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fineTURDCUTTER on her."

"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the cornoutta her shite."

See booty, terdcutter, butt, fine ass, applebottom

3.

Anus, anal sphincter, ass, cornhole, poopshoot...

Dude .. i'd toss it in her turdcutter... wahhhh!

4.

A man or womens rowneye ,asshole,anus,cornhole,talepipe,hershey hishway,poop shoot.Useually a redneck word,Always worthy of a good ole laugh.

I dont care who ya are thats dang funny right there.

Hey Cletus ,yeah Billy bob ,Today I took a big ole shit and I had to use my turdcutter to pinch it off .

GIT R DONE

See asshole, poopshoot, brown eye, hershey highway, anus, cornhole, turdcutter

5.

Person who carries out any action that is without thought, reason, or logic. Turdcutter is a term that is interchangeable with jack-ass, jerk off, asshole.

Someone has just cut you off on the highway, "What a turdcutter!"

Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you, "(S)He's a turdcutter!"

See jack ass, jerk off, asshole, dick, fucker

6.

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

See shawn


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