What is Turd-dick?
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1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.
2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick
2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
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