Turde

What is Turde?

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Turde is a french-gourmet turd. It is brewed fresh from a cow that was fed a diet of steak for 2 months. The steak is seasoned with spices and salt. The steak MUST be baked to perfection. The cow then plants a juicy, round, smooshy, light bronze-coloured turd. It's aroma attracts flies and even animals that don't eat shit. It is the tastiest of morsels to all animals, and many humans. The only place to find it is in France. Yum.

Pronunciation: Ter-day

Yo bitch Niagga!!! I watched some french peeps make a turde! It made me sooo hungry, it looked great!

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