Turde

What is Turde?


1.

Turde is a french-gourmet turd. It is brewed fresh from a cow that was fed a diet of steak for 2 months. The steak is seasoned with spices and salt. The steak MUST be baked to perfection. The cow then plants a juicy, round, smooshy, light bronze-coloured turd. It's aroma attracts flies and even animals that don't eat shit. It is the tastiest of morsels to all animals, and many humans. The only place to find it is in France. Yum.

Pronunciation: Ter-day

Yo bitch Niagga!!! I watched some french peeps make a turde! It made me sooo hungry, it looked great!

See turd, shit, gourmet, french, france, yum, feces, turde


76

Random Words:

1. A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis. Ryan won f..
1. Part of a phrase that Fayt Leingod from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time sometimes says when he uses the attack "Lightning Blade&qu..
1. Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing Imagine doing the hand cra..