What is Turded?
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when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it.
my friend took a crap and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got turded.
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The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"
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