What is Turded?
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when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it.
my friend took a crap and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got turded.
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The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"
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Random Words:
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Noun. A person of Samoan descent.
Guy 1: Hey, this is my Samoan friend Mike.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa, don't call him that! He is a caram..
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1. To cut yourself while juggling knives.
2. To perform any act of violence with a sharp object.
"Oh shit, that clown totally jus..
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To get so drunk that you do not remember destroying public restrooms or telling female co-workers to sit on your face.
I was so vanndal..
