Turdelburger

What is Turdelburger?


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A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"

*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

See turdelburger, turd, burger, crap, shite, poo

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A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"

*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

See turdelburger, burger, excrement, shit, shit flap, roger me, bitchcock, crap, bullshit, dog poo, poo, pooey, shitty


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