Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

Quistaciatomic

1. to rip a phone book in half with your mind shove both haves into a girls vagina and then have sex with the back of your leg i quistacia..

Gonnoriffic

1. When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's. Dude, that chick's hot ..

Brrrrrrat

1. A gang call of the Bloods which is supposed to imitate a gun noise. The alternate form is BLAT. Not to be confused with brat, a spoiled ..

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