Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

Earz

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Yayeeyay

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Onned

1. If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav. 1. I haven't onned my computer yet..

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