Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

Ketchshlup

1. The thin watery liquid that pours first from a ketchup bottle if not well shaken. "Damn! I forgot to shake this ketchup bottle an..

Rudeboi

1. Alternative spelling of Rudeboy used in text messages. Any person called this must have spent some time in the custody of the police to ..

Ms J. Alexander

1. A judge on America's Next Top Model. He was born with the name 'Alexander Jenkins.' He had a friggen awesome afro in cyc..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turdgasm Edit Meaning