Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

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