Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

Kanokin

1. (n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like ..

Absofrickinlutely

1. A key phrase for quite possibly the manliest of all men, Al Bundy. "Do you hate your wife Al?" "Abosfrickinlutely"..

Uninstall Life

1. When someone fails so bad that there's no other option but to recommend that they uninstall their life. (usually used for consoles)..

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