Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

Nigger Down

1. The word used when you kill a nigger. Most commonly used in Halo 2. No-zoom headshot in the face on the sword guy. Nigger Down!! See..

Spradle

1. to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your ass she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning! See spraddl..

Cum Hose

1. this is a definition to be used towards a very slutty girl. xtra says: damn that girl is fine as hell matt says: yeah shes a cum hose ..

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