Turdgasm

What is Turdgasm?

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

Vajaydar

1. The ability to senese and locate the presence of vagina like radar or sonar. When we pulled up to the club my Vajaydar was lit up like ..

Dpn

1. Dinner Plate Nipples, i.e. nipples that are so big that you could serve Hors d'oeuvre for fifty people on one of them. Wow, dude, ..

Ultimate Warrior

1. God Himself. Sent in a capsule from a place long from here, and He came for only one reason: to take and keep coming. Not to ask, but ju..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turdgasm Edit Meaning