Turdhammer

What is Turdhammer?

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex

2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds

1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!

2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!

See turd burglar, fudge packer, ass gobbler, butt bandit, santorum

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