Turdie Mccrappeton

What is Turdie Mccrappeton?


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A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls


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