Turdildo

What is Turdildo?


1.

a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen

"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."

See apples, christmas, donkey, turd, poop, dildo, girlfriend, crap


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