Turdildo

What is Turdildo?

a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen

"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."

See apples, christmas, donkey, turd, poop, dildo, girlfriend, crap

Mercy Two

1. Say your clicking along on a website similer to hot or not...Weather it be for a laugh or because you really would normall frequate that..

Cockdown

1. When your casual friends with benefits relationship gets serious and you can't play with others anymore. Like lockdown for the cock..

V-ed

1. When a man is having anal sex with a woman and upon having an orgasm, the woman will defecate on the man's penis and his groin area..

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