Turdildo

What is Turdildo?

a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen

"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."

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M.p.u

1. M.P.U. is an acronym for Mounted Practice Unit. This unit contains a dildo with a shoulder mount that surounds the head. The M.P.U. has ..

Ihump

1. verb. An action of humping something while listening to your ipod. iHump-ed a mouse yesterday! Really?! iHump-ed air earlier this mo..

Nob-gobbler

1. A female who loves to give head and swallow. Hey G3 take her for a ride on the levee she is a good nob-gobbler. See shawlzy, credik, s..

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