Turding

What is Turding?


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A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.

jim: really, what did you do with it?

bob : i ate it with some toast

jim : isnt turding great!

See turds, turdburglar, turdelburger, turdgobbler, turdgasm


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