Turdkiss

What is Turdkiss?

When you have to take a dump so badly that the turd is squeezing from your ass and kissing your shorts.

"I should have taken a dump back at the rest area. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic."

See turd, turdkiss, kiss, dump, excrement

Core Nigga

1. Your right-hand cowboy, your main man. The first guy you go to with your girl problems, and the last guy you'd let down. A bro with..

Specklegank

1. To rub one out on the head of a bronze statue while singing loudly. Must be done in public. Moses Cleveland! Fuck yeah! I speckleganke..

A Bag Of Dicks

1. A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men. Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks. See bonus, ..

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