Turdkiss

What is Turdkiss?

When you have to take a dump so badly that the turd is squeezing from your ass and kissing your shorts.

"I should have taken a dump back at the rest area. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic."

See turd, turdkiss, kiss, dump, excrement

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