What is Turdmarine?
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derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.
Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!
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oral sex performed on a male.
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a fat cock
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