Turdmeister

What is Turdmeister?

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:

"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:

"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

See turd, shit, shizzle, poo

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