What is Turdmonster?
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Someone named Rosie, who is semi-retarded and fully psychotic.
Guy #1 "Dude, my sister Rosie fucking burned the house down when she tried playing her Kelly Clarkson CD in the toaster. Then she beat the shit out of the firemen when they would'nt let her drink from the fire hose."
Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"
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When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.
Aw man. I like having a ruddy du..
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A maestro of queef noises.
Did you hear those noises coming from Shinji? He is a queefmaester.
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A maestro of que..