What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
Random Words:
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To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.
Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40&a..
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something so hot it can only be described as beasty. .
when its REEEAALLLY beasty, it becomes ORGASMICLY BEASTY
Rob Pattinson, Kellan..
