What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
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When you have a webcam and you take off your t-shirt and show your boobsto the person on the other side for a second.
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you shit on her chest, shave off some of your pubes on top of it and smash it in
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