What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
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An Internet-Girlfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant ..
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Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.
Just remember that payback is a bitch...
