What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
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ThE sWeEtEsT hOtTeSt MoSt GrEaTeSt AwEsOmEsT BeSt InCrEdIbLy GrEaT gUy!!!!!
I LiKe KiRk BrOwN aLoT AnD i WiSh hE wAsNt mOvInG =(..
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the stank of cheap perfume and cigarettes... you know, what strippers smell like
I know you went to The Jiggly Room last night cuz your..
