What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
Random Words:
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The discovery of a quief. The absolute moment you realize your girl just quiefed on you. Pussy fart epiphany.
I just had a disquiefery..
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A woman with a large ass.
"You see the extended cab on that bitch?"
See ass, butt, back, behind..
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To be completely off your head due to alcohol or drugs.
Oh my god! That guy over there is totally brok/broke!
Hiiya baybeeeee, I&apos..
