What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
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Derogatory term used to describe Gryffindors, usually used by Slytherins, the occasional Ravenclaws and a really ballsy Hufflepuffs.
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When someone, presumably a coworker at any type of logistics, warehouse, or production facility, has left their desk to use the bathroom..
