What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
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a male who gives oral sex to another male.
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to face and accept the loss of something
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Aphrodite's twin! A cooler, hipper version.
Also, another form of Aphrodite, which was not yet taken by a user on urban dictionary..
