What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
Random Words:
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someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'
That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber..
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when u have really bad diharrea, so u have to dip the paper in the water, and dab it on ur asshole cause it hurts that bad
i had to dip..
