What is Turdnemisis?
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When no matter how hard you try,how hard you push and how long you sit there,you just cant get that "last turd" feeling to go away,but as soon as you wipe and pull your undies up you almost don't have time to sit back down before it comes shooting out.
Mark:"Dude what the hell took you so long in the shitter?"
Dan:"Sorry man,I was fighting my turdnemisis."
Random Words:
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1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'
2.If some bitch walks into the loo ..
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A generic term for any small, yappy dog.
(inspired by Fawlty Towers)
Guest: He's a little Shitzu.
Major: Is he? What breed?
Gue..
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a pesky strong vine that you trip over as walking.
damn its dark out here, and damn, this brush is so- oh shit! i just tripped over an ..