What is Turdpedo?
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A word derived from the word, "torpedo." When you are pooping and the turd falls from your rectum and plops, shooting the water from toilet bowl up into your colon.
Amber: "Dang I was taking a poop and had a turdpedo."
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When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!
Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!
Guy 1: RUN!!!!!
Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
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