Turdpedo

What is Turdpedo?


1.

A word derived from the word, "torpedo." When you are pooping and the turd falls from your rectum and plops, shooting the water from toilet bowl up into your colon.

Amber: "Dang I was taking a poop and had a turdpedo."

See turdpedo, turd, poop, plop, toilet, water, rectum, colon, amber

2.

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!

See poop, turd, defecate, feces, bathtub, tub


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