Turdpike

What is Turdpike?


1.

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd

1. a piece of excrement.

2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike

1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.

2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."

See excrement, shit, turd, pike, spear, stab, stabbing, beefeater, mean, point

2.

n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipatedtraffic

Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crapjob because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.

See shithead, highway, road, traffic, constipated


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