Turdpikes

What is Turdpikes?


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A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd

1. a piece of excrement.

2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike

1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.

2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!

See excrement, shit, turd, pike, spear, stab, stabbing, beefeater, mean, point


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