Turdpolisher

What is Turdpolisher?


1.

One who makes the best of a bad situation. Originally used around TV newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the shit out of a crappy assignment.

Give the "cat in the tree" story to the turdpolisher. He'll do it right.

See turd, crap, shit, shinola, craptacular


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