What is Turdpolisher?
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One who makes the best of a bad situation. Originally used around TV newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the shit out of a crappy assignment.
Give the "cat in the tree" story to the turdpolisher. He'll do it right.
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To suck ones penis, for money or for pleasure.
Hey Malyssa come hither my yonder now bitch!
See blow job, dick sucker, bj..
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To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!
Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other..