What is Turdpolisher?
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One who makes the best of a bad situation. Originally used around TV newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the shit out of a crappy assignment.
Give the "cat in the tree" story to the turdpolisher. He'll do it right.
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It is the art of performing cullingus to one's self.
Basically a woman that performs oral sex on their own vagina.
Opposite to a ..
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one who enjoys tickling almost to the point of obsession
George can be such a tickle monster sometimes. Said Jennifer after they had a ..