What is Turdpolisher?
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One who makes the best of a bad situation. Originally used around TV newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the shit out of a crappy assignment.
Give the "cat in the tree" story to the turdpolisher. He'll do it right.
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To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up..