Turds On The Hood

What is Turds On The Hood?

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

See sloppy, messy

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