Turdshorfing

What is Turdshorfing?

shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep

friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out

friend 2: lets turdshorf him

friend 1: what?

friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*

friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!

See turd, shoving, frozen, ass, asleep

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