Turdslap Edit Meaning

1. gettin a blow job while knittin a sweater and takin a dump; a variation of blumpkin my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit a..

1. A baseball that has been tie-died blue and white. As legend has it, the first person the Quorb ever hits is queer. It is also commonly u..

1. The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians. Person 1: ..