Turd-slicer

What is Turd-slicer?

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.

2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

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