Turd-slicer

What is Turd-slicer?

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.

2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

7676

1. This number spells "porn" while texting if you push the buttons enough times (those of you who text, try this and it is true.)..

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1. The Intense fear of Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, due to his goulish voice, and serial killer appearance. Qften causes lack of sleep. ..

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1. the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation ..

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