What is Turdstand?
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A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".
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