What is Turdswagglers?
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1. A peasant from ancient rome known to eat shit for bread
2. When a Jewish man puts his nose up somebody's cornhole.
1. "Oh man I had to research the ancient turdswagglers all night."
2. "Oh man, did you hear about Mort Goldberg at the party last night? He turdswaggled Phyllis for like 3 hours straight."
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