Turdtoater Edit Meaning

1. 1. A Vambee is any vampire that returns from the dead as a zombie. They retain their thirst for blood, but also gain a hunger for flesh...

1. Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age. These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..

1. Big ass sea monster. Eats ships and people. Did you see that movie about the Oddyssy? Holy crap, Charybdis was a big ass sea monster! ..