Turducken Edit Meaning

1.

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.

1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."

Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"

Jeff: "What?"

Dale: "Sounds like fun."

See food, food coma, fatbody, can of worms, obfuscate

2.

deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing

3.

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

4.

John Madden Thanksgiving Day Treat!

I stuffed the Turducken in my hole then, BOOM!!!!

5.

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.

1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent

Me2: How would we know?

Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.

Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.

Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.

Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.

Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.

Me2: Please stop.

See turkey, duck, chicken, stuff

6.

Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.

When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"

He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.

See turkey, duck, chicken, turducken

7.

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

Often considered the predecessor to bapork.

Honey, I need more than just turkey for dinner tonight -- how about fixing up some turducken?!