What is Turdulence?
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A localised flux in the atmosphere accompanied by a horrendous stench. Sometimes found with chunks.
Looks like you ran into some turdulence
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2.
The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.
JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
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3.
Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.
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4.
I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
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