Turdvertise

What is Turdvertise?

The act of leaving

a) an elegantly large

b) a violently sprayful mess

in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement

I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.

Koon Poon

1. Derogatory name for an african female's vagina man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon! See vagina, nappy dugout, stinkhole, bea..

Zampy

1. Cool ass dude that was a zampy trick u did! 2. An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning. Dude..

Ztik

1. Except she isn't really his daughter. Apparently she's just some chick he's been "taking care of" for a while, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turdvertise Edit Meaning