Turdvertise

What is Turdvertise?


1.

The act of leaving

a) an elegantly large

b) a violently sprayful mess

in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement

I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.


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