Turdvertise

What is Turdvertise?

The act of leaving

a) an elegantly large

b) a violently sprayful mess

in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement

I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.

Rickyspot

1. Handicapped parking space. "Don't park in the rickyspot dude or you will get a ticket ! "..

Vegan-trip

1. To guilt trip someone into becoming a vegan. Dude you just got vegan-tripped! See vegan, vegetarian, guilt, vegetable..

Quatrice

1. Indicating that something has happened/ occurred for the 4th time. Not once, not twice, not thrice, but quatrice! or I told that bust..

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