What is Turdwank?
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The hightest insult a n00b can give. A noob who is usally 11 or 12 says "You mofo's are turdwanks" or "I totally turdwanked you in that game with my spartan laser" Or energy sword, flamethrower, lancer and any kind of noob weapon" The turdwank was fist being used widespread by noobs in late 2007 in Halo 3, it quickley spread to other games. If you are called a turdwank do not taunt the newb, just kick his ass because he is a n00b!
"I Totally pwned you turdwanks with my lancer" - newb
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